Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 09, 2023

Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)

Oh my gosh you are so funny wonka

by G_girl February 01, 2018

Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.

P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way

by m0rningpers0n March 02, 2024

Wonka

A fuckboy. Some who doesn't know how to control their dick.

Ur a Wonka

by S.E Hinton November 21, 2016

Wonka

A derogatory term deriving from the famed white people movie, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. It is typically used to discribe fat chocalate loving white people however recently has become a term of endeerment.

That fucking wonka stole my chocolate-vanilla-swirl icecream cone.

by TinyNutSackCracker August 20, 2021

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 28, 2023

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk February 24, 2011