He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.
Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."
by daryra July 7, 2024
Get the Winstonmug. He pulled a "Winston" when I was hooking up with that guy's wife and he came and started playing with her. I was left out.
by MamaBear96 August 3, 2022
Get the Winstonmug. your a good boy aren't you winston
by NOT_A_GHOST77 March 4, 2022
Get the Winstonmug. by coolest person in existenc3 March 27, 2022
Get the winstonmug. Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023
Get the Wesley (Winston, Gerome)mug. When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
Get the One Eyed Winstonmug. A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.
Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020
Get the Winstonmug.