French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

Sprinkler Play

When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.

"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."

by Lake Partiers January 25, 2022

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia

“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”

by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

dirty sprinkler

The foul and seldom appropriate act of a lady projectionally eliminating the contents of her colon in a semi circular and or oscillating movement. In most cases an unsolicited or innocent bystander being the final disposition of it's new owner. Leaving them, usually him or them covered in the concentrated evil excrement and questioning their life decisions.

The shameless Oklahoma stripper enters into her finally rally and has an unexpected bowl movement( more than likely due to a bad oyster from golden corral) while spinning down the pole. It spraying the enthusiastic club goers just like an old time yard sprinkler. "The dirty sprinkler"

by The Curt Locker August 31, 2022