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hobo snatching

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo
Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"
by clifton062 July 18, 2005
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Snatch Chap

Verb
The act of performing oral sex on a female for so long that her vagina lips become chapped.
Todd: Dude, I was down there so long she got totally snatch chapped.
Leroy: Damn, I haven't snatch chapped a trick since like '87.
Chad: I haven't done that since like '69
Bros: BROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by Mark Ass Trick December 8, 2013
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Swamp Snatch

When a females vagina becomes sweaty and stinky. Often smells like low tide or a swamp.

Common culprits:
-Not washing enough
-Sweating
-STDs
"This strip club smells like swamp snatch"
by karswo1090 August 17, 2011
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snatch cover

by suisare crasher August 29, 2004
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Snatch Breath

The odor disseminating from the mouth of a man OR a woman who just munched box.
Max emerged from the basement with snatch breath after submerging on his lady friends vagina.
by King Cobe Bra January 17, 2010
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snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.
dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.
by McCloud! April 1, 2010
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Snatch Puppet

Another word for a man's penis.

i.e.cock,rod,dong,man meat,weiner,dick
"Look at the size of his snatch puppet" Said Sally
by Mr. One Three February 10, 2007
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