Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.
by TexasDally October 17, 2018

A slightly derogatory name used for a person that likes to chow snacks and does so in secret at the expense of others around them.
One who does not ask for snacks and steals them when you are not looking.
One who does not ask for snacks and steals them when you are not looking.
Has anyone seen the zebra cakes I set here a minute ago? Ask Joe, he was here a second ago. I'm gonna kill that snack panther!
by Snack Panther Stoertz July 5, 2008

A person with contemptible snacking behavior, usually a couch potato. Used as a derogatory insult much like you would use "douche bag".
by ElleSeeAre June 5, 2017

A snack fiesta is when you run in place holding mini bags of fridos and cool ranch doritos yelling "snacks snacks snaaaaacks"
Eric: “What the hell is Brock doing over there, yelling like an insane person?”
Reed: “Looks like hes having another snack fiesta”
Eric: “oooo, are those cool ranch? Thats my favorite chip”
Reed: “Looks like hes having another snack fiesta”
Eric: “oooo, are those cool ranch? Thats my favorite chip”
by Jacob Garvey May 4, 2018

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.
Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

A person that a ho would snack on. Not someone that would be able to turn a ho into a housewife, but rather a but of sustenance for a ho who needed a snack.
"Gurl...look at him dressed up like an extra in a rap video." "Mmmhm, he lookin like a straight up ho snack"
by Raul Jenkins May 25, 2018

Dollar bills of indeterminate denomination, though typically, a one ($1).
The term derives from the term "Scooby Snack"; from the children's television show "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" (1969 -present).
An underpinning of the show's storyline, the main character was often coerced into doing thing he was otherwise reticent to do with the offer of a food identified only as a "Scooby Snack"; if still reluctant, the character was offered more.
The term's implicit secondary association is stripper-to-dog; vulgar.
The term derives from the term "Scooby Snack"; from the children's television show "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" (1969 -present).
An underpinning of the show's storyline, the main character was often coerced into doing thing he was otherwise reticent to do with the offer of a food identified only as a "Scooby Snack"; if still reluctant, the character was offered more.
The term's implicit secondary association is stripper-to-dog; vulgar.
(Holding a dollar bill aloft and yelling) "Daddy needs a new lap-dance! Who needs a Stripper Snack?"
by soendsvalentine April 20, 2008
