On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
by SteffenHawking July 28, 2019
A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."
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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"
" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."
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" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."
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by HosMan June 06, 2009
The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.
There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.
by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003
This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
by slamy July 24, 2004
Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.
I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday
by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 03, 2010
Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!
Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.
by dafash November 15, 2010
To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
by passtheturtle April 10, 2018