by smallfry123334 November 22, 2011
 Get the Gurgle Slurpmug.
Get the Gurgle Slurpmug. A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."
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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"
" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."
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" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."
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by HosMan June 5, 2009
 Get the shoot the slurpmug.
Get the shoot the slurpmug. The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.
There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.
by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003
 Get the Slurp Dogmug.
Get the Slurp Dogmug. This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
by slamy July 23, 2004
 Get the slurp and slidemug.
Get the slurp and slidemug. Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.
I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday
by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010
 Get the Herp-Slurpmug.
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 Get the slurp monkeymug.
Get the slurp monkeymug. Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!
Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.
by dafash November 18, 2010
 Get the Slurp Cupmug.
Get the Slurp Cupmug.