Slip Shaft

The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.

Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.

by Thorpheus September 20, 2009

Quill Shaft

verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.

noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.

verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.

noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.

by TopShape13 November 12, 2011

Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting

by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019

shaft friction

Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.

My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.

by dude you're getting a dell September 27, 2015

shaft sisters

When two girls have had sex with the same guy

"Stacy, did you fuck Josh?"
"Yeah, last month"
"Dude, I fucked him, too!"
"We're shaft sisters!"

by julierileys April 19, 2015

shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.

Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.

by Pussilia August 13, 2009

Gas Shaft

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.

Or

If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!

I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.

by Reeltor November 9, 2012