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SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend) 

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
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Poopin' the Goose 

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".
When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
Poopin' the Goose by ashep91 March 2, 2023

poopin in the litter box

The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.
Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.

Pooping with the door open 

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) 

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

Pooping in the Stone Age 

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.
I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

Poopy on the floor 

Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*
Poopy on the floor by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020