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The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols
by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024
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Catpeople Massacre

The Catpeople Genocide/Massacre was an incident in 1993 that took the lives of 18 million catpeople in Dominia, not only that they have also resorted to launching a groundburst nuke on the catpeople subsequently leaving nothing behind.
The Catpeople Massacre was an incident in 1993 that took the lives of 18 million catpeople in Dominia, not only that they have also resorted to launching a groundburst nuke on the catpeople subsequently leaving nothing behind.
by edance May 22, 2024
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massive school massacre

caused by boredom becaus of blockage of games
every minute of everyday in school is massive school massacre
by joey lee bob December 1, 2010
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Rain Massacre

1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.

If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.

2)

"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."
Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"
by babyjesusmb August 12, 2009
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
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Mikegliko Massacre

The Legend Of The “Mikegliko Massacre”:

Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
The tragedy at Jonestown is reminiscent of the Mikegliko Massacre
by JacadeitUp August 2, 2021
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New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
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