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Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun
"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
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black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .
Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.
by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019
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Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.
Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.
by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011
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Holiday drop

Holiday ritual in which crazy gramps/nana are deposited at a local hospital so that the family can enjoy the festivities unencumbered.
In the medical field working around holidays always means an opportunity to observe the holiday drop.
by ED RN December 28, 2016
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Un-Holiday

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.
by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018
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Holiday Bitch

A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).
“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”

“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”
by ZanderBayCA June 2, 2022
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