hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.

If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.

by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

hairy cornetto

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock

"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"

by AB342018 January 4, 2018

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

Hairy Potter

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!

Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!

by KC<3 February 6, 2007

hairy box

a woman's vagina

Look at that hairy box!

by Contractor Peon December 1, 2003

Hairy Douglas

The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.

I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.

by Peanut2630 July 7, 2008