A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy
generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !
by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020
Get the staten island haircutmug. When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009
Get the Joey lawrence haircutmug. a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on
Chris: Why?
John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
Chris: Why?
John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011
Get the Murray County haircutmug. A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.
Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010
Get the Get a Real Haircutmug. where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.
by my nipple hurts December 15, 2004
Get the rudi braun haircutmug. (Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.
by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015
Get the baby momma haircutmug. A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.
-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?
Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.
Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.
by Oroboro August 14, 2011
Get the Bad Haircut Daymug.