by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
Get the Feeding the guinea pigmug. when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
Get the guinea pigsmug. by Lolo 2020 April 18, 2018
Get the getting guinea with itmug. by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023
Get the Guinea Pigmug. Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.
*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.
by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019
Get the Guinea Pigmug. A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.
1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea
by askyourmom May 15, 2015
Get the guinea gunboatmug. by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
Get the One eyed guinea pigmug.