Eating Table

A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.

Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.

by ILOVEWORDSANDPHRASES February 20, 2023

pre-eat

to eat a meal before going to a restaurant. The theory is that if you pre-eat, you will be less hungry, order less food, and save money. Sometimes, you can't really afford to eat out, but in order to maintain a social life, you have to agree to meet your friends in a restaurant once in a while. Pre-eating allows you to maintain your social life and avoid going broke.

Honey, Joe wants us to meet him for sushi tonight at Dojo's. If we pre-eat, the bill shouldn't set us back too much.

Even while pre-eating, I wasn't able to pay my monthly student loan payments.

I pre-ate a loaf of bread before meeting my colleague for dinner.

I've always been a big pre-eater.

by fleaquita November 14, 2009

Eat the locust

To eat the locust is to go to the toilet it can be used for pee or poo but is mostly used for poo

Scott accidentally ate the locust in class today. He couldn’t eat the locust in time

by Despairingly- Hopefull June 21, 2018

eat peaches

to eat pussy

"Listen, I don't eat peaches. But the way you look tonight, I just might take a bite." - DirtBag (from Monica's "Get it Off")

by Greg May 1, 2004

Eat at the Y

eat some poon-tang

Jeff eats at the Y

by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002

dick eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man
2. Copying off of someone
3. Joining in an conversion without being wanted
4. Being unnecessary in a situatio

This guy was dick eating off my swagger.

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart January 24, 2014

Eating Shit

Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.

Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.

by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009