Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

the angry dragon

when a man is getting head from his bitch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.

"jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head."

by andreaeaea July 11, 2006

Pus the magic dragon

A penis afflicted with an STD

Dude, I'm telling you from experience,if you mess around with Rita, you gonna wish that Pus the magic Dragon lived by the sea, so you can dip him in the water all day!

by kentaylor March 17, 2007

the brown dragon

The partner excretes into the women’s mouth and then continues to choke the women while holding her mouth forcing the human waste out of her nose then resembling that of whiskers of a dragon

She really wanted the brown dragon?

by EraIsTheBes May 12, 2021

Nate the Krayt Dragon Slayer

Its been said that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away one man, one crafter, one Guild Leader defeated an Ancient Krayt Dragon using not weapons, not force powers, just 20 speeders in unison with one massive explosion bring said beast unto his own demise. His legend shall forever live on as he is now eternally known as "NATE THE KRAYT DRAGON SLAYER".

Nate the Krayt Dragon Slayer Hates Speeders.

by Darmonis December 31, 2012

Riding the Purple Dragon

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.

Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

by what breh July 28, 2016

Summon the Bone Dragon

To suffer an uncontrollable erection that tears through one's pantaloons. Only a select few suffer from this condition, which occurs each year by the light of the hunter's moon.

Though he may walk amongst us as a normal man, come the autumnal equinox he will summon the bone dragon, thereby revealing himself.

by Green-Hat April 22, 2010