Door rat

A small mischevious rodent who enjoys getting in your business. Commonly lives under door mats. Main adversary; house cat.

damn, my house is infested with door rats again. i hate when this happens.

by professorjizish March 15, 2017

Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

by Property_y November 5, 2020

skank door

The down low entrance for a booty call.

Don't ring the bell, come in the skank door.

by QueenDee1 May 18, 2017

oven door

its not a wedgie, but its almost on the way there. its like a wedgie at the bottome of your butt only (girls in yoga pants tend to get them... a lot)

nora and sam were running during track when they noticed all of the girls on their team were being plagued by oven doors!

by carlina44 October 14, 2011

door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.

Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.

by nukid1 September 20, 2010

baby door

slang for vagina.

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"

by gurlilla December 31, 2013

Bitch, the door.

When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.

"Ex Girl: Hey, Can we date again?
You: Bitch, the door."

by Buildex September 14, 2017