crane

A powerful god that uses the internet

Hey man do you follow our lord crane he can obliterate the universe with just his fingers

by Coolishcrane May 14, 2021

Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

a safe haven and a paradise for campers who stay on the crane for the rest of the match.

Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."

This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

and please don't pick this map.

by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025

Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.

"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."

by WenchSniff June 18, 2025

Crane

A good looker

Oi look at that boy over there, he’s such a crane

by Jacobk173739292 May 20, 2023

Crane Bang

When someone has curtain bangs but they are really chopped.

Damn, Did you see that girl’s Crane Bangs?

by SerratedGolf September 24, 2025

Jackin the Crane

Cutting wood with an Axe Aggressively, and violently

Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!

by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025

Frasier Crane

The Frasier Crane is when your partner eats your ass, then cooks you breakfast consisting of scrambled eggs. “Tossed salad and scrambled eggs”

They then have the option to feed them to you baby bird style.

Friend 1: I got my ass ate, then that bitch made me breakfast.

Friend 2: Sounds like you got the Frasier Crane.

Friend 1: She's calling again!

by Rustyasstrombone July 9, 2024