Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Cord Recliner

When you place an elastic band around an erect penis and play a tune.

I wowed everyone at the party when I played smells like teen spirit on a cord recliner

by Evil_cat_lord April 14, 2021

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

The Cord

Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.

¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨

by Makarovfal May 21, 2020

Cord Cult

KiwiCabbit's Twitch chat forced her to make an emote of her own umbilical cord - this has become knows as the Cord Cult.

Did you see KiwiCabbit's new Twitch emote? It was made from the Cord Cult!

by CordCult February 26, 2021

Cord Boy

A respectful term among Custodians, for the person who has to go across the slippery wax stripper to plug the stripping machine into another socket.

Hey, Cord Boy, plug the cord into the socket over there.

by MR. Cleaner May 16, 2015