Methbilical cord

The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible

Damn man! She should have never cut tyrone from that methbilical cord

by Mexican guy from Wisconsin May 18, 2019

Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

Christina pulled the parachute cord last night

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

ambilicl cord

dick

dick AMBILICL CORD

by SII NO SUU December 22, 2017

Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods

I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while

by October 29, 2021

Cord Recliner

When you place an elastic band around an erect penis and play a tune.

I wowed everyone at the party when I played smells like teen spirit on a cord recliner

by Evil_cat_lord April 14, 2021

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022