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Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.
I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”
by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025
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Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!
by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023
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young coffin

an influential icon, believed to be an extraordinary specimen, an artist with a vast amount of universal knowledge, constantly diving in the elements of reality. Young coffin represents the teen angst and prosperity of this current generation and will live on spreading positive vibes n shit 24/7 lol.
i cant belive i just saw THE young coffin
by coughin October 16, 2019
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Coffin throat

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 12, 2018
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A horror game which contains Andrew and Ashley whose parents disappeared. Andrew and Ashley are performing a cult and then had s**
Friend 1: Hi, have you played the Coffin of Andy and Leyley
Friend 2: No, what is it about
Friend 1: it’s about Andrew and Ashley who are brother and sister who started a cult to spawn a demon and then did i****
by alongside2 June 9, 2024
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Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.
Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.
by Fasters September 15, 2020
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coffin seller

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021
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