burnt balls

the action of spilling hot water on your balls. usually causing extreme pain and/or blisters. one of the worst accidents that can occur to your balls.

Person 1: AHHHHHHH NOOOO I BURNED MY DICK

Person 2: That's what you get for drinking tea, you idiot.

Person 1: This hurts so much!

Person 2: A classic example of burnt balls

by Blueberry Green Tea January 14, 2010

a burnt potato

A burnt potato stands for when you look burnt like a burnt potato and a burnt potato looks like if you were a potato and you are burnt

I am a burnt potato

by Comoestashola December 1, 2017

Burnt condom

the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.

Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!

by connor corrigan October 12, 2010

Burnt Hills

A small town in the middle of no where, which houses the dumbest FNG's to ever enlist in the United States Marine Corp. Such influences that back the youth population are Lady Gaga, Kesha, Pee Wee Herman, and a bunch of know it all sissies who want to run all the time

Burnt Hills, New York

by MR CHARISMAtic March 20, 2011

Burnt Penis

When ur penis has been burned!

Damn man u have a burnt penis.

by Polish Rob December 7, 2003

burnt out

Being absolutely dead-on-your-feet-tired
When you are awake only because of the loudness of the music and an IV of Caffiene

I only got 30 minutes of sleep before I went to work and killed 3 buddies in a gas-leak explosion, and I'm only awake now cause...zzzzzzz....huh?

by Kelso September 25, 2004

burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012