abraham lincum

when you fuck so hard that you feel like the essence of a penny

goddamn he did it so good i hit the abraham lincum

by lincummaster October 13, 2021

Abraham lincoln fours

A person shoes that look like church shoes

"Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".

by Raxzie boi December 1, 2021

Abraham

he really don’t give a fuck at all, and he just stays to him self. he preferred to be distance over public, silence over talking, and loyalty over love. behind abraham who stays to himself, is a boy, who is used to isolation because growing up he was used to being left out & never heard until he lashed out.

careless
damn why is abraham always by himself…

by AB™️ November 20, 2023

Abraham

Although devilishly handsome, with a smile easy to trust, and a hairline drawn by the gods, Abraham is a dangerous man, a man of great power and athleticism, a man of great understanding and intelligence beyond that of the average human. Do not mess with Abraham, he would prefer to love you unless given no option. At the point of no more options, your fate has already been sent into the hands of the god of death, and the order will be carried out by Abraham himself.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.

Yo, I’ve always wanted to be like Abraham, he’s such a stud, all around man.

by DefinitelyNotAbraham November 22, 2021

Abraham

Son of Slapz, always sells ganks and made house tuvi, wtv the fuck that is

Abraham

by ljsobased January 1, 2025

Edwin Abraham

The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is a baller at soccer and is great at FIFA and almost every other game he will play! Great taste in music. You will never encounter another person like him ever again.

Person 1: Brooo, I just got thrashed on Fifa

Person 2: Yoo I bet it was Edwin Abraham he is insane

Person 1: kills himself
Person 2: relax dude it’s just a game dude take it easy man

by FunnyHandler November 22, 2021

Abraham Tozier

He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.

Abraham Tozier fucked your father and your brother while your mom was baking him cookies.

by Carlene Abbot November 23, 2021