by Milchman July 9, 2022

Zion is the most beautifull boy. Treats his Family right and is really shy at first. This boy is smart as fuck, like im talking Michael Scofield smart. At first he may be shy and all, but when you get to know him he's really funny and has the best humour.
Girl¹:"Have you seen the new hot and smart boy?!"
Girl²:"I bet your talking about Zion, it must be Zion"
Girl²:"I bet your talking about Zion, it must be Zion"
by yeyeyyeecool November 28, 2021

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by Thatlazychild September 3, 2020

Zion is a great name and most Zions are usually very fine and cute and get all girls. Zion is a name that only smart people should get because its not a regular meaning. Zion gets whoever he wants and he can pull girls very easily, some of his friends are haters because they hate on him but that's because they are jealous of him. Zion is smart and very good at math and is crazy athletic. Zion laughs a lot and joke around but sometimes he cant control it
by nodroppp February 8, 2022

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.
He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.
He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.
Overall a great guy friend
He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.
He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.
Overall a great guy friend
by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020

A high school in Mt. Zion, Illinois. The show choir program is a big part of the school and the show choir kids are the most annoying people you will ever meet. Even though the school is in central Illinois genderspecials abound. There are also racist hicks who are racist not because of exposure to Illinois's high crime rates but simply because they are losers who have nothing good to say about themselves other than being white.
by venicebitch8 July 2, 2022
