stealth nigger

1. A black person whose skin color is so dark that you can not see him/her in the picture especially taken in dim lighting.

2. Any black person whom you can not see him/her well in the night.

Jeff: Did you see a black couple's wedding photo in which the groom can not be seen?
Joe:Yeah, he is such a stealth nigger!!

by nigga-chan June 14, 2010

stealth jerk

To stealthily masturbate while people are around.

Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table

Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.

Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.

by Wo Shi October 16, 2014

Stealth bomber

What birds like doing best.

Ughh! A bird just dropped a stealth bomber!

by Lulu109 July 2, 2011

Stealth Hippie

A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.

Oh I know, he's a stealth hippie. He's seen like 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.

by holyjes August 11, 2010

stealth op

A stealth operation, usually conducted at night. The key here is to accomplish your mission without being detected. Wearing all black and using silent weapons/devices is imperative to pulling off a stealth op.

John egged my car on Tuesday, so I planned a stealth op and slashed his tires last night.

by J. Arnier January 4, 2008

stealth bomber

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Stealth-Job

The art-form and skill of secretly pleasuring oneself or another person sexually in a public or semi-private setting. A stealth-job is deemed successful if climax is reached and the persons and acts involved go unnoticed by others in the vicinity.

Can be performed on oneself, male to female, female to male, male to male, or female to female.
Can be performed anywhere where there are other people who are uninvolved: parks, restaurants, bars, classrooms, offices, cars, tents, hotel rooms, buses, etc.

Should not be attempted without reconnaissance, planning, coordination, cooperation, control, and skill. Performer and receiver (if present) should practice among friends before moving into a law-enforced public setting.

"Yeah I gave myself a stealth-job in class today. Nobody noticed because I went slow and it was under the table in the corner seat and I was wearing my big hoodie too."

"I gave her a stealth-job at the movie last night. We almost had to abort mission because she kept moaning."

by CursedMonk87 October 18, 2008