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The Predator Missle

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 3, 2023
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predator

A man or animal that hunts other animals usually the weaker, sick, or younger of the animals. This happens because the sick, weak, or young or esiear to capture and eat or use for their own personal use.
The predator attacked multiple minors at the same time with friends/the predator hunted then ate the animal.
by Child tickler! March 25, 2024
mugGet the predatormug.

predator

stop being a "charlie smith in lady bay nottingham yr9"

"charlie smith in lady bay nottingham yr9" is a common phrase used in nottingham to describe a predator
by adam sandler;) April 19, 2021
mugGet the predatormug.

consensual predator

The use of dating sites and apps to find a person who will “consensually” participate with a “predators” whims or desires.
Frank uses his dating apps to find women that are ready to “go.” I feel like he some sort of predator of the times! He’s a consensual predator!
by Glamrockster November 28, 2020
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The Aluminum predator

by Hellhound77 January 31, 2024
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Widow Predator

A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.

This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.
"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."
by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025
mugGet the Widow Predatormug.

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
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