Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

net driver

someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn

dude john used to be my frind but now he is such a net driver he never leaves the house

by jonmar June 13, 2009

sense/net

(n)-l33t admin,the next big thing to happen to iSketch's administration
(v)- act of being ruthless and all knowing in the name of isketch

"if you don't stfu ima summon sense/net on your ass" - eddie
"ima sense/net your ass back to english easy Uk 22" - NightmareZ

by PrototypeNMZ January 29, 2008

Net-Nazi

A racist, typically a proclaimed member of White Nationalism or other hate movements and groups who uses the internet to vent their frustrations against modern society. Are famous for hypocritical view points and excessive use of toned down racial slurs when arguing opponents.

I talked to your friend Josh on instant messenger. He can’t complete a sentence without using the words Negro or Jew to express himself. He’s such a Net-Nazi.

by DarkMageJay May 29, 2005

aqua net

the reason we have a hole in the ozone.

Because of the high use of Aqua Net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun. :(

by brad v May 11, 2004

Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.

Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.

by sofleye November 22, 2010

Safety Net

One of Ariana Grande’s songs from her newest album; Positions :)

A: “have you listened to Safety Net yet?”
B: “yeah I love it!”

( btw stream positions😟⁉️ )

by pisskink<3 May 9, 2021