Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.
She moved to another city the next day.
She moved to another city the next day.
by The Great White Cracker May 21, 2009
The Hummer of Donnie fame is that guy who is a total Donnie to the point that he literally drops down and gets his eagle on, offering up hummers to any guy in his vicinity because as we all know a Donnie is the epitome of all things that suck to an extreme level so the Hummer of Donnie fame must do what he was put on this earth to do and SUUUUUUCK!!!!
Person 1: Man that dude was being a total piece of shit last night, right?!?!
Person 2: I mean honestly bro, what do you expect a Hummer of Donnie fame to do other than suck major cock…. That’s what he was put on this earth to do!!!! Can’t hate him for being what he was meant to be….
Person 1: Facts
Person 2: I mean honestly bro, what do you expect a Hummer of Donnie fame to do other than suck major cock…. That’s what he was put on this earth to do!!!! Can’t hate him for being what he was meant to be….
Person 1: Facts
by KBeasy21 February 05, 2023
The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
by Bob Jenkens November 03, 2011
I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.
by bloodylucid May 09, 2011
A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION
by Big tits boat head March 24, 2021
hummer rimmer reach around: the nearly impossible act of giving someone a blow job, rim job and hand job all at the same time. Anything is possible!
"so i thought she was just going to play the ol'trombone last night but instead she went above and beyond and gave me a hummer rimmer reach around!!!"
by melody trapper May 03, 2011
The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.
The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.
For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.
GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.
Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.
For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.
GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.
Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.
*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *
Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.
*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *
Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.
*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
by Welldavis December 07, 2021