Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021

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Dante

A Small but very cool man he is a great friend but sometimes he does act like a dick he is a man and an animal and a monkey he is very good at fortnite but also he is very energetic he likes to jump on people and put then on the ground he is 4"11 feet

1: do u know Dante
2: yes he is a very good friend

by Casey Meel May 24, 2022

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Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)

“Hey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?”

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Dante Basco

- dumb head tilt
breakout roles were zuko (avatar the last airbender, 2005) and rufio (hook, 1991)
- pretends to be his character
- super lame
- ships zutara and has a crush on katara ??? ? ? ?

"wow, is that dante basco? RUUUU FIIIII OOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHHH"
"wow dante! your dancing is fire!!"
quotes from real people: "i can't believe he's real" "he makes me itch"
"dante is a peepeepoopoo"

by elfdunt May 3, 2021

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