cousin choice

A decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications. Potentially more negative implications than good, just like the ramifications of having sex with your cousin.

"It was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

Hot Cousin

The last piece of food on a platter that no one wants to take out of guilt or fear of getting shamed.

Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.

That last pig in a blanket was sitting there staring at me so I hot cousined that shit.

by Hungry Eye April 16, 2013

kissing cousin

n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.

I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 22, 2009

best cousin

Best cousin: adj; "The description of the cousin that you are closest to. There are all the cousins, but there is one who is the "best cousin"."

"Hey what's up cuz!!" "What's up best cousin!?" "I know man, we should Fuck shit up sometime!" "I'm totally down bro!" "See ya later best cuz!!.."

by OsoNegro November 8, 2013

cooter cousin

When two girls have slept with the same guy.

OMG you slept with Taylor too? We are cooter cousins now.

by Rachel Sawyer November 18, 2009