Colin

That anime nerd that knows nothing else. He sleeps a lot.

Teacher: OK class we have an assignment to do today.
*10 minutes later*
Teacher: OK turn in your work.
Colin: I don't have my work.
Teacher: Why not?
Colin: I fell asleep.

by ZesUpBigDawg January 10, 2018

Colin

One who slacks at work, tends to try to avoid every situation you put him in. A Colin likes to relax and have a stress free lifestyle; having or showing laziness or negligence, unwilling to work or use energy. If you have a Colin at your job, be sure to keep him sometimes known as a "slacker" but can also be a great worker too.

Jeff- Hey buddy can you take some pictures of these cars for our website?

Salesman - Ugh do I have to....really?

Jeff- You always try to avoid a situation, you're such a Colin!

by Colm West February 2, 2019

Colin

A kid who likes long walks in his wheelchair, reading the little engine that could, and eating peas. Otherwise known as a veggie, colin generally hangs out around the “special” children.

Boy that kid Colin sure is special.

by Veggiesmacker6969 September 27, 2018

Colin

A total retard who has blond hair lives in the rich part of a state but is poor and usually has military descent and can go to hell

That guy Colin over there looks like a nazi bitch

by Fusillade August 17, 2019

Colin

Colin is a person who gets no hoes

Someone who is a lazy white kid who sit in his room playing fortnite and yells at his family

Colin - a lazy hoe

by YoTrump067 November 19, 2019

Colin

A rare Fortnite creature that rages abundantly and disrespecks wamen

Man, that Colin just can’t stop disrespeckting wamen

by HomiesRus August 11, 2018

colin

2 inches in penis length, also known for squealing out of nowhere and for no reason. Scapegoat victims are known as colins, and gingers. The act of pissing on your balls cuz your dick is so tiny!

The swine flu originates from the colin. Augh man i just colined at the urinal!

by colindiditowen July 11, 2009