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Tropical smoothie cafe

Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois

First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem

Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,

The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
by Just another customer April 22, 2022
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Flame Cafe

It's only one of her. She's hot! All the guys type, none of the girls like. Hood girl but Hollywood. Smart but has a tendency to hustle. Sometimes shy, cool, funny, and will brighten up a dark room!
She's hot I almost thought it was Flame Cafe.
by Esmeralda Brown December 21, 2016
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Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.
Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition
My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee
by April fools Carson April 1, 2021
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Los Angeles Cafe

Los Angles Cafe is a Group on roblox and Discord! It contains a variety of people. The Holder of the Group is Nikita, to see about him say !urban Nikita.
LAC Worker: Hello, do you want some drinks?

Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!

LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!

LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!
by Spyhf June 20, 2021
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Kpop Cafe

Kpop cafe is a server that died
by Sungbaby December 31, 2020
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sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.
Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.
by Priecher February 14, 2018
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