An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
by Anti simp June 01, 2020
by theyluvvyanelis April 02, 2022
by Yumyumperson May 15, 2009
by umyeaooksure April 18, 2018
Someone who is born on November 19 is loyal and kind. You should treasure and protect them at all costs! You will never find someone like them.
Person 1: Hey, you see that person over there? They are amazing.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because they were born on November 19
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because they were born on November 19
by scorpiox November 01, 2019
by Yeetus by the feetus October 16, 2020
An incredibly large bog that defies all attempts to be flushed down. Generally, manual intervention is required to break a 'K-19' or 'Widowmaker' down into flushable pieces.
by Sea Yeti November 15, 2005