Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick

i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs

by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022

barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression

Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf

by Tierbey August 14, 2021

Barberism

The Barberism Religion is a sacred religion, consisting of devotees to worshipping Lord Barber. Lord Barber is a man of intellect worth a religion to himself, therefore we needed him in the dictionary. Founded by Chrishan K, we must all be Barberists.

Chrishan K- 'Barberism, Barber forever'
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.

by THE BARBERISTS February 12, 2021

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020

loklan barber

loklan is a nerd

“loklan barber is such a nerd”

by akanddbddisjdisksosiahabdhdjdi November 22, 2021

Barber

SoMeThInG yOu NeEd NoW

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr

by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020