Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014
Get the Dish Picmug. When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
Get the Dirty-Dishedmug. If you are a harry styles stan looking up what butter dish means please stop looking up every simple thing on urban dictionary, the real world doesn’t revolve about these definitions
by stopitalready May 16, 2020
Get the Butter dishmug. when are you going to join the damn meeting you're taking so long
im folding the dishes bro give me a couple minutes
.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???
im folding the dishes bro give me a couple minutes
.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???
by K1ry0256 June 18, 2022
Get the folding the dishesmug. by syd_is_kewl August 25, 2023
Get the Lord’s Dishmug. What a man sends a woman when trying to court her
A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture
A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture
by GinaRoots June 30, 2018
Get the Dish Picmug. by rosiesucksattoes March 8, 2023
Get the Tasty Dishmug.