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Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
by unbornpotato August 7, 2019
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ZERO ULTRA

something spanap shoved up karl jacobs ass
sapnap: are you ready fpor me to shove this ZERO ULTRA can up your ass
Karl: ok
by bagelswithdrugs August 12, 2021
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ultra-modern

This ugly as hell flashlight will impress your friends with its ultra-modern design.
by Sukiahki September 8, 2017
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Ultra Job

When women jerks off a man until he ejaculates, said ejaculate is used as a lubricant to jerk off another man
"Sarah gave me the best ultra job last night, good thing I was first"
by Baconyum24 May 7, 2015
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ZERO ULTRA

SAPNAP shoved this up karl jacobs ass in a fanfic
sapnap: im going to put this ZERO ULTRA can deeper is that ok
karl: o-ok sir
by bagelswithdrugs August 12, 2021
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ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.
I had an ultra nut to that midget porn
by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018
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Ultra Ball

Something players fill their inventories with when capturing legendary Pokémon.
Why is it so hard to capture legendary Pokémon without using a Master Ball? Our only Pokéball of choice is an Ultra Ball, and yes, it takes several tries to successfully capture one.
by The Real Driller November 8, 2020
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