vanilla shine

When someone is radiant in the most bland way possible.

I mean he's okay, he got that vanilla shine...

by astrowebs December 3, 2019

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018

vanilla ho

much like vanilla ice cream this is a gurl who is basic af. probably shops at brandy and/or thrifts. Also gets around in the most basic way

idk if i should date her

yeah idk...she’s definitely a vanilla ho

by nana created this January 19, 2019

vanilla oreo

(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.

Yo dude , that guy Bradley is such a vanilla Oreo.

by Hnery Derpington III February 22, 2017

vanilla raspberry

The act of ejaculating inside a woman’s vagina and giving her a raspberry directly after.

“I gave Jessica a vanilla raspberry last night and she loved it”

by Scummycoaster January 10, 2019

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015