termifecate

1) To void from the bowels of Corporate America.

Personnel Notice: Failure to appear is cause to termificate.

by CB Smith December 28, 2004

Terminal holding pattern

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

by IndigoRed August 29, 2007

Termi-suck

1) To give a really bad performance, in an otherwise stellar show
2) To suck on an epic scale

Tom: So you saw T4 in the theatres? How was it?
Bill: The effects were awesome, but Christian Bale termi-sucked as John Connor

by Hartless May 25, 2009

Termacious

1. Anxious, ready and willing.

Sally is termacious at playing Monopoly."

by Raven Bishop December 2, 2010

terminalogical inexactitude

A lie.

The honourable member for Longbottom, Athur Prendeghast MP to the honourable member for Notton-on-the-Would, Earnest Snorsboard MP on being told that England had won the World Cup and not in tiddly-winks, "I do not believe you, that is a terminalogical inexactitude." thus complying with the requirement of the Mother of Parliment, that one MP cannot call another MP a liar.

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

Terminal Cringe

The unfortunate state you are in when you suddenly remember awkward,cringe things you did in the past,usually from teenage years

Poor Joe just suddenly got hit randomly by this childhood memory,he's in the terminal cringe state now

by Lokizeinvisible July 9, 2016