Room temperature IQ

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.

Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

tampi

A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!

SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?

by assman February 22, 2004

tamping

To bury an explosive device underground so it deals more damage to the surrounding area. Commonly used in strip mining.

Equated to letting off a firecracker in your closed fist as opposed to your open palm.

Tamping--Mines are considered tamped in the ground so the they inflict maximum damage.

by Jeff Met August 1, 2006

%temp%

Shortcut in windows to go to Temp directory (of current User)

cd %temp%
C:\DOCUME~1\zi0\LOCALS~1\Temp>

by zi0 June 27, 2006

Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

Temperaturmental

of, relating to, or arising from temperament due to temperature change.

Restaurant Kitchen setting:
Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"

Grocery Shopping:
Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."

by Crabjuice November 22, 2011

Temp Agency Van

A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.

If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.

(formerly homeless temp). Yeah, I rode a Temp Agency Van, I got my hepatitis from the seats.

by st31n3r January 21, 2018