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Three Tattoo Rule 

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
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Carp Tattoo 

Carp Tattoo, gay as a cock in the mouth.
"Shane has a carp tattoo, the big gay!!"
Carp Tattoo by Frugal Faggot February 13, 2010

womens tattoo ace of spades 

it is well known that white women get a spade or ace of spades tattoo to show they like black men. It is a calling card basically.
well known in the interraccial dating scene women use the ace of spades or spade tattoo.womens tattoo ace of spades.

Butterfly Tattoo 

The butterfly is a symbol of transformation or change, love and joy.Can also be a womens vagina some women also use as a symbol of being a Bi-sexual women.
I got a butterfly tattoo after a personal experience in my life. Rarely do I share what my tattoos mean, after reading that last comment, I figured go ahead.

Target Tattoo

A tattoo at the small of a female's back.
"I was banging this chick from behind then pulled out and splattered all over her target tattoo."
Target Tattoo by jigga man333 December 28, 2005

mushroom tattoo 

To smack someone in the face with a cock
I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it
mushroom tattoo by Joswa April 1, 2008

Pink Mushroom Tattoo

The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom.
"I gave that girl a Pink Mushroom Tattoo."