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Tank

A large black man with an exceptionally large penis.
by Latrelle Spencer July 31, 2008
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Tank

A military assault vechle used to destroy things it is mounted with a cannon loaded with 35mm shells also normaly tanks are mounted with a 50 calibur machine gun and 3 soldiers fit inside. (english, and american tanks fit 3 an israel tank normally fits 2 as they only controll Gps and The cannon an israely tank does not have a mounted 50 calibur machine gun) Also tanks can be used for escorts in very serious situations of war A.K.A the 9/11 that sparked the war between America And Iraq the convoys of soldiers may be escorted by 2 humvees with 50 calibur machine guns / recoil rifles and a tank in some situations of serious gun fire
Look theres a tank coming *boom*

Name. Status. How?
Alix K.I.A Tank
by Michael Washington September 16, 2006
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tanking

A super nerd word for "the guy taking all the damage in a mmorpg game" Think total dumbfuck that has no spell casting ability and can swing a giant axe so he moronically runs in front of everyone like a big tank.
Nerdwithnorealworldskills20008 is tanking! Hey put your hex spells on that him so we can mow him down with our +98 damage wind avenger blade spells! Pass the cheese wizz and graham crackers Bill!
by JakeWalls January 20, 2008
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tanking

In a classroom/graded setting, one relies on the current postitive status of their grade, using it as a buffer in hopes to get to the end of the grading period doing little or no work with mild to no consequence.

Similar to how a tank in an MMO can rely on buffs to stay alive in a mob, a mob being in this case either a class or a giant-ass homework load.
Augh, fuck IB Chemistry. I'm tanking it.
by sycophant November 22, 2007
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Tank

Tank -> big green fighting machine -> vegan -> save the earth -> earth day -> lil dickey -> Dave -> Davy Jones’ locker -> jar of sand -> jar jar binks -> boss nass -> the guy from flushed away -> sewers -> crocodiles -> where’s my water -> acid rain -> acid clouds -> sky -> space -> International space station -> Russians -> Cold War -> jfk -> shot -> head -> blowjob -> porn -> bdsm -> slavery -> Africa -> big ass continent -> Pangea -> dinosaurs -> triceratops-> herbivore -> plants -> weeds -> marijuana-> dope
“Yo bruh I just won the pottery competition!”
“THAT’S TANK bruh!”
by Glimmertwin76 May 4, 2020
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TANK!!!

An exclamatory remark of a gamer when he blows a guys head off in any shooter game, or what happens to my friend lance when he plays me at halo 3.
Guy 1: Dude watch out he's around the corner!
Guy 3: Im gonna get you!
Guy 2: Don't worry that bastard is on lock down.
Guy 3: God Damnit!!
Guy 1&2: TANK!!!
by Radshack6695 May 2, 2008
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Tanking

Tanking Comes from MMORPGs That run off a Kill = Exp Style not a Hit = Exp.
A much stronger player would be inclined to First hit a monster and let themselves take Damage, While a Much lower level Attacks and Kills it, (i.e Gaining all the exp)
by Estania September 15, 2005
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