A small mischevious rodent who enjoys getting in your business. Commonly lives under door mats. Main adversary; house cat.
by professorjizish March 15, 2017
Get the Door ratmug. U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011
Get the Jumpers in the doormug. Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.
Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.
by nukid1 September 20, 2010
Get the door moochmug. its not a wedgie, but its almost on the way there. its like a wedgie at the bottome of your butt only (girls in yoga pants tend to get them... a lot)
nora and sam were running during track when they noticed all of the girls on their team were being plagued by oven doors!
by carlina44 October 14, 2011
Get the oven doormug. Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."
Person 2:"Read the Door."
credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
Person 2:"Read the Door."
credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
by Property_y November 5, 2020
Get the Read the Doormug. by gurlilla December 31, 2013
Get the baby doormug. When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
by Buildex September 14, 2017
Get the Bitch, the door.mug.