Swerve

When someone intentionally disses you; being stood up

I swerve bitches daily.

by Mac_A January 24, 2016

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Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.

That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.

by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021

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Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.

by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018

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