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swamp swap

To trade something (typically a meaty engorged gator bait stick for a swampy gator snatch) for something else whether it be another object, money or something else. Also see gator swap meet.

Often a less than hygienic person that lives in Florida with low morals and of poor character, whom will do any sexual act ,steal, lie, etc. for gator snatch, with a preference of swampy smelly gator poutang.
Dean be salty he missed dat sweaty swamp swap last night, there was some mad ass gator poon tang going around.
by DatBitchRightHere November 7, 2022
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ex-swap

Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.
Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.
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Shady Swap

When something you own breaks or malfunctions so you buy a new one from a local retailer and return the broken item in the newer item packaging, you have performed a shady swap.
My Kindle malfunctioned after the waranty expired, so I just took it to walmart for a Shady Swap. They should come with lifetime warranties anyway!
by brownchickenbrowncowwow January 1, 2012
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Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth
2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps
by rostye45 May 31, 2021
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Swap and toss

When two fine lads and two fine ladies decide to get it on and you continuously trade partners.
Bruh me and (name of friend) had these two baddies doing the swap and toss all night, ah good times....
by Jamman March 10, 2021
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Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.
"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!
by Windy and Georgie Girl December 19, 2009
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meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night
rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap
by abledick April 27, 2019
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