A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.
1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan
2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story
3: I am, he is kinda cool
2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story
3: I am, he is kinda cool
by Toebourton May 12, 2022

by Yondersphere October 20, 2017

by Vodkafingers July 23, 2018

a very intimate kind of communication where two males whip out their members and start having a sword fight.
by keir cairns <3 May 7, 2020

a swan hater is someone who is scared of swans. They have a tendency to run away from swans. They usually are scared of cows too.
by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020

The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.
Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong
by Larry James August 27, 2023

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
