Sultry Suburban Twang

Country-influenced music created by emotionally overwrought people, typically recorded in a lo-fi fashion and released independently or on a small label. Elicits feelings of boredom and/or unrequited love. Often only appreciated decades after being released by city dwellers longing for the simplicity of the life they had in their hometown.
The Mary Afton reissue is totally sultry suburban twang.
by TweePopAppreciator July 22, 2019
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The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).

-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.
"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.
by Pualti April 15, 2009
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Suburban White Trash

individuals who grew up in the suburbs of a major city with parents who were not poor. Tendency to have belief systems that meld conservative moral values and economic beliefs while being open minded/liberal on social issues. May have dabbled in alcohol, drugs, and sex at a very young age. Related to: white trash and suburban
Even though it is morally wrong, gays should be allowed to be married based on the principle of marriage.

We should fund research for HIV and AIDS to help cure the epidemics, but shouldn't help individuals who can't afford the prescriptions.
by meanie May 6, 2004
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suburban white boy

a breed of white boy that only wears sports clothes talks with a really awful ghetto accent, spoiled af, all look the same. ugly, racist, homophobic
“hey, dude look at that racist ass suburban white boy over there, damn there ugly.
by tai22222 March 6, 2022
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[Rubing my suburban]

Applying mayonaise and jelly to the foreskin and or scrotum of a mans penis as lubrication for oral sex in preperation for a prostate exam
Scott Behm tryed RUBING MY SUBURBAN during our conversation on gay rights in the little boys section at K-mart.
by *suck my choad* October 11, 2008
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Given his inside position and outside perspective, it is no wonder that Joel's songs have often been taken as the statements of a "suburban troubadour balladeer."
by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016
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Chicago Suburban Fagot

a person from the suburbs of Chicago, who claim that they are from Chicago, but are not.

Most people from Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, Palos, Orland, Blue Island, Chicago Ridge, Burbank, Alsip, Hometown, Bridgeview and other surrounding suburbs think that they are from Chicago but they're not and every real Chicagoan hates them.

People who wish that they lived in Chicago, but they are to big of pussies to move there.
I asked this guy who said he was from Chicago what neighborhood he was from and he said Orland. So I called him a Chicago Suburban fagot, and told him to go to his nice, rich, white suburb.
by SNJ July 6, 2006
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