A name given to a person like, well, me. Stoners are often claimed as being wretched violent people when the fact is we aren't. Marijuana is a relaxant, therefore we are just chilled and tend to be generally slower than most. And to those people who claim they are real stoners because they smoke 3-5 times a day...Bro, get a life. You aren't a stoner, you just don't go out much. And also to those who believe that weed isn't as bad as a cigarette or alcohol..WRONG! Cannabis contains more chems than about 11 cigs. Nothing wrong with it though. So, light up, sit back, enjoy.
Me: Hey man, what's up?
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
by Cannan April 29, 2004
The stoner: smoking weed has made him forget about the important things in life and he wastes his time considering trivial self reflections of his condition.
The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.
The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.
The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.
The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.
The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
Joe: Did you see Lucy? She has been staring at a flower for about twenty minutes.
Bob: What a stoner.
Bob: What a stoner.
by morpheous prime August 01, 2011
by Kemp January 17, 2005
a group of people who enjoy doing drugs together. most are addicted to drugs. they have other friends but usually resign to the group of stoners
by lauren luvs the j July 16, 2006
a stoner is a person who smokes weed everyday, or whenever they can. stoners don't get high just because they think they are addicted, that's a pot head, stoners like the high of the weed,its fun. they are chill people.
by illegalshit420 May 22, 2010
Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with talking to rocks, and is also called a pothead for other unrelated reasons. Stoner's also seem to have a tendency to act like idiots when talking to their rocks, but they also refer to themselves as "cool" which is completely false.
Man one: Yo, did you see that stoner yesterday at that one party?
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.
by SilverxShadow March 04, 2018
Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".
Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."
Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."
Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
by dabizz June 16, 2008