A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023

by Popcorn OveN 226 October 8, 2011

He's having a skibidi stokes crashout. I hope he also doesn't goon us all to ohio and make us eat lunchly.
by mewing overlord 69 muntawar December 4, 2024

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019

Skater phrase.
Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.
Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.
by imurmother April 21, 2010

Girl: what happened to Jimmy?
Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.
Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.
by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019
