STD-bag

An STD-bag is a person who is not only a d-bag, but also a carrier of many STD's. This all-to-common beast is one of the worst hook-ups known to man.

Whatever you do, don't fuck that guy Rick- he's a total STD-bag.

by branman51515 January 29, 2009

STD Sundae

Referring to a woman who is such a slut/whore that no guy in his right mind would ever sleep with her for fear of getting severe dick rot.

Guy1: "Dude look at that hot chick, she's checking me out."

Guy2: "Whoa man, that's Cindy she's an STD Sundae."

Guy1: "The hell with that"

by West238 March 15, 2009

STD Slut

Typically a female who engages in sexual activity with numerous partners without using protection or controception and accumulates many sexually transmitted diseases and/or unwanted children because of her slutty actions. Members of the male species unknowingly bang these individulas to later learn of the STD Slut's infestation. STD Sluts are typically socaily awkward, have daddy problems, or are attention starved and therefore use their sexualtiy to compensate for their life failures. Typically, repspectable human beings do not like STD Sluts.

Girl A sleeps with many men to compensate for her life failures and short-comings and therefore, she is an STD Slut.

by Gaybell May 9, 2011

STD milkshake

The cum of a man who has many STD's, usually that of a man whore.

Girl: "Ew!! No way I'm swallowing, I'm not having a STD milkshake!!!"

by jordie92 February 24, 2008

STD hands

When you use your hands as a weapon after rubbing them on your genitalia (or in kia's case after finger banging a dirty sloot).

don't, otherwise you're gonna get STD hands

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

STD library

a chick who has fucked EVERYONE at your school, who more than likely has at LEAST one STD.

Annie is an STD library.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007