Squirtle

A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor

Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!

by cacacacacacacaca October 1, 2019

Squirtle

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020

Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.

Last night I squirtled her

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Squirtle

A wet vagina that squirts out liquid

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!

by Bo bell June 7, 2021

Squirtle

When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.

“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”

by Toughmastermind November 13, 2021

Squirtle8969

This text has been pre-generated.

Squirtle8969 pre-generates text.

by CrackedOutCrazily December 31, 2021

Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022