alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

spear of squirting

occurs very rarely but manly in the medieval times. Occurs during very hardcore fucking. A male has fucked so much tht he goes completely huly and throws a spear through the vagina of the female. The female squirts uncontrollably and eventually dies. The fluid is toxic so the mail dies most of the time as well. It is illegal in the US but.....fuck that its so much fun. As Dr.Bowens would say....go for it or I will steal your chance and smile

Ryan used the spear of squirting on his female cousin in alabama with albert einstein

by ryan bowens will fall off bed! December 17, 2008

Squirreling

The act of tickling or having your taint tickled with the tail of a squirrel.

Squirreling my taint feels awesome, I cant wait to get squirreled all night long!

by SOLAMF42 June 30, 2011

squirreling

The act of hiding one's penis and testicles between the thighs to hide the genitalia; tucking.

I thought she was really pretty, until I realized he was squirreling.

by therealredcarpet March 27, 2011

Squillington

Squillington (adj) to be squid like; floppy; to look like jello.

My arms feel like squillington" or "That girl has some squillington dance moves!

by GIRL WITH A GRILL. September 16, 2010

squirlling

Looking for ones nut

I am squirlling hard tonight. I need to find my nut.

by Squirrelysquirell69 November 6, 2017

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018